Anyone for chocolate beer spread?

5 September 2013

chocolate_beer_spread Someone has come up with chocolate beer spread and it has a name that is more fun to say than Emmanuel Frimpong. The new paste, called Birra Spalmabile, is available from Selfridges and it is recommend for use on toast or in cakes.

Spokesman Claudio Lorenzini said: "This is not the first time in Italy and in Europe that someone has tried to make a non-liquid beer, but the experiments carried out have not been successful because the combination of ingredients was not a winner."

"We believe that we have found the right formula with the use of high-quality products."

Apparently, this gunk tastes like "a sweet and beer-perfumed jelly with an intense scent and a full-bodied taste".

If you can't get your hands on it, you could always drink beer and eat chocolate bars at the same time and just keep saying "spalmabile" until you soil yourself and pass out.

TOPICS:   Cool Stuff   Supermarket   Restaurants


  • Dick
    Or just make jelly with beer instead of water.
  • Mr. P.
    Sounds vile.
  • What T.
    ^Ooooohhhh... Someone has sand in their vagina! Bet he's the same retarded fucker that can't spell "Tennant's". What an utter waste of oxygen he is.
  • Dick d.
    Personal preference is to slap a dollop of gentleman's relish all over a bit of crumpet! (Pakemans for the win, well I am a yankee doodle dandy)

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