Behold the silly pizza order about spiders and revenge!
People often like to have a bit of fun with their online orders. Someone asked for their shopping to be delivered by someone in a penguin suit (and they obliged) while others have given dinosaurs with orders.
Well, one hungry redditor ordered a couple of pizzas with some caveats.
As you can see, the customer asked for a crispier than normal pizza crust with the note of "if that's not vague enough - make it like you're taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend BUT you still want to reconcile in the not too distant future." As for the delivery guy, he was told to keep an eye out for a spider called Frank.
There's three potential responses to this:
1. Urgh! Arseholes! Why won't they let people just do their jobs without being so bloody wacky and trying to get internet famous all the time! I hope they spat on their pizzas!
2. Aw! How funny! Adding a little humour to the mundane! How fantastic!
3. $20 for two pizzas? Sign me up!
You can decide which category you fall in for yourself.