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Create your own fancy Kit Kat

Kit Kats are great. They're one of the most reliable things on earth, and providing you're not boycotting Nestle as some are, then no-one says 'no' to four fingers of delight. Get your mind out of the gutter. Well, the good news with all that is the Kit Kat Chocolatory, which is a pop-up thing,…

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Nando's breakfast anyone?

Nando's breakfast anyone?

Some people see Nando's as a last resort, serving chicken that just isn't greasy enough with minging hot-sauce. Others meanwhile, think that it is the greatest thing ever and get impossibly excited at the mere mention of the fast food restaurant. For the latter, did you know Nando's do breakfast? This is not a rumour…

Worm provokes fun Sainsbury's letters

Complaining is a fine art, and most people who have worked in the service industry know that being nice, and discrete, is a good way of getting what you want out of the bargain. Sometimes, messing about can be good too, provided you're deemed to be actually funny. Well, one lady called Leila Daly found…

KFC secret chicken recipe revealed?

Lots of food shops have a 'secret recipe', and one of the most famous is the one used to make KFC's fried chicken. There's a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, and it might have been shared with everyone, so we can make our own! We can't be certain, but someone spoke to the…

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Play old Amiga games online!

Play old Amiga games online!

If you're a fan of video games, and are either someone who is of a certain age, or a young person who wants to see what nonsense your parents used to play when they were kids, good news! You can play over 2,000 Amiga games in your browser, which means you can get stuck into…

Is it really illegal to share your Netflix password?

Have you got a Netflix account, but you don't mind sharing your password with other people because you don't watch it constantly? Well, some people are looking at making the sharing of a password such as this, illegal. That's not just for Netflix either - it would also count against Spotify, Amazon Prime, Now TV,…

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Spam cocktail anyone?

Spam cocktail anyone?

Cocktail drinkers may well enjoy an Old Fashioned, an espresso Martini, or something that comes in a glass that's on fire. However, you may be wishing that processed meat could somehow get involved. You could, of course, pour some vodka in your Bovril and stir it with a sausage, if that's your thing. Or, you…

Cat wine available, for all you lonely people

Cat owners can be very 'special' indeed, treating their felines like little humans and talking about them endlessly to people who genuinely don't care. The archetypal crazy cat-owner rattles around their house, muttering things to their moggies who aren't listening because they just want to be fed, scratch your nice things, or soil your garden.…

All hail the brilliant Tennent's letter

Someone in Scotland, taking the Michael of course, and apparently got in touch with Tennent's basically asking them to organise a piss-up in a brewery, and Tennet's 'replied'. A fan of the booze asked the beer vendors if they could "hold a giant sesh", with references to happy hardcore royalty DJ Hixxy thrown in too. The…

Send someone a 'mystery potato'

Ever wished that someone would declare their love to you with words written on a potato? Well, they might if they hear about this baffling service where you can order a spud with a message written on by hand, by someone who has a felt-tip. The site, Mystery Potato, allows you to order a personalise potato,…

Tony the Tiger blocks furries on Twitter

Some people lead sheltered lives, which of course, is perfectly fine. However, for those who have delved into the underbelly of sexual activity on the internet, you'll know all about furries. Furries, in short, are adults who like dressing up like animals, both real and fictional. And yes, some people get 'a bit excited' when…

Co-op - now sitting on shoplifter's faces

It probably says something about Bitterwallet that we think this all seems very dirty, and that we've got mucky minds... but at a Co-op, a shoplifter got his face sat on by a member of staff. Those who went to the store in Stroud over the weekend, may well have been greeted with the sight…

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All hail the vagina pizza!

All hail the vagina pizza!

In Manchester's leafy Chorlton, where everyone bathes in almond milk and has bees in their always sunny gardens, you'll find a great big Morrisons. This is the kind of Morrisons where all the customers look like members of '70s acid-folk bands like Pentangle, and the checkouts beep in DADGAD. So it didn't surprise many that…

Dundee are offering 'blow jobs'

We've been doing our bit and pointing you in the direction of some jobs for Christmas, and remarkably, a number of readers and drive-by commenters have been under the illusion that Bitterwallet's comment section is the place to leave a message for a big corporation, so they'll get back to you. So with that, it…

eBay seller uses grandma to flog stuff

Nanas are the best. They provide biscuits and cantankerous wisdom which you try and ignore, and ultimately end up agreeing with. Well, one eBay vendor has decided to use their gran as a model. This lady is 94-years-old, and she's like the models from Wheel of Fortune. For some reason, this eBay seller seems to…