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Co-op - now sitting on shoplifter's faces

It probably says something about Bitterwallet that we think this all seems very dirty, and that we've got mucky minds... but at a Co-op, a shoplifter got his face sat on by a member of staff. Those who went to the store in Stroud over the weekend, may well have been greeted with the sight…

Dundee are offering 'blow jobs'

We've been doing our bit and pointing you in the direction of some jobs for Christmas, and remarkably, a number of readers and drive-by commenters have been under the illusion that Bitterwallet's comment section is the place to leave a message for a big corporation, so they'll get back to you. So with that, it…

WH Smith's bizarre concept on drinking their booze

You'll know that retailers have to impose all manner of rules on customers that are buying booze. They advise you drink responsibly and ask you not to drink them on the premises and all that jazz. However, at WH Smith, they have drinking rules that are, to say the least, conceptual. As you can see…

Tesco too literal with their marketing slogans

Tesco can't get a thing right at the moment, with legal action being taken against them for that accounting balls-up, and now, they're being far too literal with their marketing slogans. Have a look at this lovely scene and see if you can spot it (we didn't, immediately). While the Tesco lorry proudly crows: "You…

Want Pat Butcher baps on your wall?

Making your house your home is very important. Those magnolia walls need livening up with something that says you live there. Something that reflects your personality. Your house needs these statement pieces so people know that, when they walk through your door, they nod approvingly and say 'Yeah, this guy is totally a Naked Pat…

What is the secret behind Boots' 'Hot Weather Refreshing Spray'?

Avid Bitterwallet reader, Steve Hogarty, spotted something in Boots and needed to share it with everyone. He'd spied their essential-for-summer product, called 'Boots' Hot Weather Refreshing Spray', which sounds magical, especially if you've been struggling in the heat. He said: "The special formula in Boots' Hot Weather Refreshing Spray is a closely guarded secret. Only…

Want knickers that look soiled? Urine luck!

Urban Outfitters are selling some knickers for £5, reduced from £35, which is a good price right? However, these 'Under Protection Tina Briefs in White and Lime' have a major flaw. They'll make you look like you've pissed yourself. The blurb on the site says: "Danish label Under Protection specialises in creating beautiful underwear from…

Cineworld causing mild grief with allocated seating

Listen up everyone - the world is coming to an end. Cineworld is trialling allocated seating and the internet is going into meltdown. It started off with someone called We Are Vultures (real name, Weven R. Vultures) sending a snotty tweet to Cineworld Cinemas, who then had the audacity to tell the truth.   This…

Desirable items: The Half Cover Underwear Boxer Brief Pants

Underwear news now, and the seemingly ongoing quest to make men's pants look deeply insane continues. After we ran a story about the sickening half-thong (basically those cock thongs that rather demand you shave around that region, or else they'll look REALLY ridiculous) emerged, new fresh Hell has come to greet us. These - so…

Men! Check out this sickening half-thong

Men. Have you ever looked down at your nether regions and thought - 'these underpants... there's just too much of them. People should be able to see more of my junk'. Well, if you went from boxers to jockeys, to briefs to a high cut tanga thong, and found yourself still too covered up for…

Another bootleg DVD with a killer review

You may recall a fine, fine review spotted on a dodgy bootleg of Old Boy we shared (if you missed it, have a look here) and it seems to be quite the thing in the Far East. Now, a knock-off of Shrek sees another killer one-line review which says "good, but not great." Wouldn't it…

Dear Toilet… anybody in there?

A council has written a nice letter to an abandoned toilet asking for permission for a local shop to sell alcohol. Norwich City Council bafflingly addressed the loo letter ‘To The Occupier of the public convenience next to 150/152 Magdelen Street.’ It then went on to ask the toilet to fill in a form in…

Hemel Hempstead is the ugliest town in Britain

It seems unfair that Hemel Hempstead, home of the first purpose-built multi storey car park in Britain, should be named the UK’s most unattractive town. But in a survey run by the website Crap Towns Returns, it seems that Hemel is even worse than its close rival Luton. 3000 people took part in the survey,…

B&B offers guests the chance to have a llama in their room

If your partner isn't hairy and flatulent enough, why not stay at a B&B in Cumbria, where they'll offer you the chance to have a llama stay in your room. Llama's Pyjamas charges £40 a night for a room and, for no extra cost, you can have a stinking great beast hover over you while…

Wave goodbye to live TV live streaming

If you're a fan of watching television on your computer through sources that aren't iPlayer, 4oD and the like, then you may have some bad news. The sites that retransmit live television, according to a European court, are in breach of copyright. Of course, you probably knew that if you've been watching football matches through…