Just who or what will Tesco ban next?
It’s a bad time if you’re a Tesco customer and a bit of an outsider – in recent weeks, reports of bannings and store ejections have swamped the media. Pyjama-wearers, a bloke in bare feet and a dad carrying his kid on his shoulders have all been told to pack it in by the supermarket giant.
Is Tesco getting too big for its boots? Maybe the company want to encourage some kind of Aryan super race to shop in their stores, excluding anyone who is a bit different – people like Stephen Hawking, Alan Carr and Jarvis Cocker.
It’s a bit worrying and we’ve tried to peer into the future in an attempt to second-guess which misfit sub-group of society that Tesco will hurl out on to the cobbles next.
Thanks to our good friends at bookmakers Paddy Power, we’ve even got some odds for you, in case you fancy a flutter…
THE 'YOU’RE NOT COMING IN TESCO LOOKING LIKE THAT' STAKES
8/1 Customers listening to mp3 players
25/1 Morbidly obese customers
33/1 Customers carrying musical instruments
50/1 Customers with walking sticks
80/1 Customers wearing adult-sized nappies
100/1 Ugly old men with beautiful younger women
In addition to that, Bitterwallet will give you 250/1 against midgets and Jedward.