If you only buy one book from Amazon this year, buy this
More Amazon astonishment for you - this time, it's a self published novel by Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson, the timeless story of innocence lost in a world without morals. And the name of this potential New York Times bestseller? Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! Personally we can't wait for Hollywood to pick up the rights to it. In case you don't know what it's about:
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR.
Ah yes, the "computer dictators" and their wicked Godless ways. They're probably the same deviants who made her leave the caps lock on. But what of this enigmatic author?
MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES.
Goody. And as is always the case in these instances, the critics are all raving about it.
Thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Rasanh