Ryanair provoke man into magnificent rage
Ryanair, have of late, been promising to go all cuddly and helpful. They know that they've got a bad reputation and, seeing as people aren't spending their money on Ryanair as they used to, they are trying to fix it.
So much so that arch-gobcrap Michael O'Leary has said he'll slowly back away from the company and keep his mouth shut, apart from the opportunities he gets to tell you all how lovely you're looking today.
Naturally, this is all complete codswallop and Ryanair are the same old infuriating set of holes that they've always been.
And they've particularly annoyed one customer who has written a comprehensive and hilarious ranty complaint letter to Ryanair. And it is on the internet for us all to read!
The customer in question arrive just before check-in, but was assured everything would be fine by Ryanair staff. However, typically, this wasn't the case and the customer was left out of pocket.
Highlights of the complaint include a member of Ryanair staff with a brain that "fell apart like a wet cake" because it was "so full of girls and Vauxhall Corsa modifications he couldn’t actually listen or speak", the 'Customer Services Counter' being referred to as 'a Customer Shouting Desk' with a manager "so angry all his hair had literally fallen out" and one poor woman who was so unhappy that the complainant wants her to "find a more fulfilling job, like starting the very first Israeli pork pie factory, or being a parking attendant in Tower Hamlets, or in fact just resigning herself to a slow and uncomfortable death would have been indistinguishable from the current position and would require much less effort."
If you want to read the letter in full, which has been sent to Ryanair by recorded delivery so they can't pull a fast one, click here. It is a story of infuriating cackhandedness and uselessness, delivered with impressive bile.
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