Find the perfect present with Stupid Secret Santa
If you've been forced to indulge in the annual festive bullshittery that is Secret Santa by the office twat, you're probably just about ready to kill yourself. You have no idea what to buy Denise in accounts, or that paper pusher in horn-rimmed spectacles that shouldn't be let near children. You'd rather not exchange air with them, never mind waste time, money and cognitive thinking on a present for them.
Well, worry no longer because help is at hand. From the undefined genius of Hot UK Deals and Bitterwallet, we present Stupid Secret Santa - a dazzling array of cheap, shoddy, peculiar and downright offensive presents that are perfect for the person you couldn't care less about.
We've made it incredibly simple, too - choose how much money you can bare to put towards this false and senseless charade, and we'll find you a present to suit. Don't like it? Not pointless enough? Just search for another gift.
Thanks to Stupid Secret Santa, Andy is currently wearing tit push-ups and Mof has a bottle opener with a giant erection. Everyone's a winner in the Bitterwallet office, except for taste and decency. Go ahead and try it - honestly, it'd be difficult to put less thought into buying Christmas presents this year.