Commercial Break: Make A Splash With Denim
Men! Put some Denim aftershave on your Christmas list. Splash it on and within moments the women will be trying to get in your shirt, their bright red fingernails like angry, erotic, red-headed snakes... or something.
When they’re not attacking your chestular hairs, they're seductively blowing up balloons and bursting them in your face. What can it all mean? What will it all lead to?
Two point four kids and a second-hand Citroen Xsara Picasso that smells of cola and sick if our experiences are anything to go by…