Commercial Break: Hope he kept the re-sleet...
It’s as Christmassy as Christmas itself, a Christmas tradition as old as Christmas itself and surely the first sign of Christmas that Christmas is coming, and Christmas and Christmas and Christmas. And Christmas.
We speak of course about the yuletide advert from John Lewis, now in its second year or something. This year’s effort sees a snowman going that extra mile (literally!) in an effort to present his snow bride with a lovely gift.
In reality, there’s every chance that she’d smile through gritted snow-teeth while grumbling internally over the fact that it totally isn’t her colour and that he’s got her one that’s far too big. What is she, some kind of fat-headed elephant? Does he even pay her ANY attention any more? What a snowy arsehole….