Christmas means Coca Cola's Santa Claus is coming. Right now.
As those indoctrinated in pop culture never tire of telling us these days, Christmas doesn't officially begin until you've Coca Cola's yuletide television advert has been broadcast. And since it debuted last weekend, it surely means the season of belly busting excess and drunken yankee doodle at the office party has begun. But we won't be the only folks having a little too much fun this year, as Bitterwallet reader Simon points out:
Don’t know if you guys have seen this yet but I just got a new Christmas-themed can of Coke and it’s got a picture of Santa really enjoying himself on it. Brings a whole new meaning to the "Holidays are coming" song!