British Transport Police Bring Near-Death Festive Cheer!
Going out for a booze this Christmas? Don't you'll probably get mangled by a train. Just think about that. Why? Well, the Transport police have released some CCTV footage of a drunk woman falling under a train as part of a campaign to encourage revellers to drink responsibly at Christmas.
The video shows the woman stepping off a train in Barnsley before going a bit You've Been Framed and tumbling backwards and falling between the platform and the carriage.
"This woman was lucky to only end up with a few minor injuries and, had it not been for the alertness of other passengers who helped her, we could have been dealing with potentially serious injuries," police inspector Graham Bridges said. "We understand that at this time of year, with Christmas fast approaching, people will be out at parties and will be consuming alcohol.
"We certainly do not want to spoil this and would simply ask that anyone drinking alcohol does so responsibly."
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!