Bitterwallet’s Christmas List: No. 13 – The 50th Law

28 October 2009

The world is filled with pointless and dry self-help books. Between us all, we've (skim) read every single one and, testament to their usefulness, we're all spectacular failures.

However, this could all change with one of the weirder business books on the market. Notably, The 50th Law which is co-written by 50 Cent.

In this book, you can get useful tips about becoming a successful entrepreneur... which could well mean How To Slash Open The Face Of The Opposition Because They're Stood On Your Patch.

There's the small matter of this success coming with a price-tag of getting shot nine times, one in the face... but for you, it should retail at around a tenner.

Of course, it's worth pointing out that Fiddy is indeed, considerably richer than you or I, so it's perhaps a bit churlish to snicker at this book. That said, it does conjure up other potential self-help books written by unscrupulous gits. Personally, I'm waiting for 'Power Through Anxiety' by Darth Vader and 'How To Bury The Competition' by Slobodan Milošević.

Until then, we'll get rich or die tryin'... which means that I'll probably be pushing up daisies by next Tuesday.

[BBC]

TOPICS:   Christmas

1 comment

  • charitynjw
    I bought a book on how to succeed at origami - it was useless (half the pages were missing!)

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