Bewildering PR guff of the week: B&Q vs Louie Spence
B&Q have gone for some celebrity-flavoured zing to help launch their range of Christmas lights and OF COURSE they’ve recruited professional z-lister Louie Spence.
While twatting about in one of their stores, Louis ‘said’: “Christmas is one of my favourite times of the year...I love a bit of sexy Christmas dressage. Ooooh, that was a mouthful.”
Ooh – a DOUBLE ENTENDRE. Look – FORCED JOLLITY.
Obviously, the connection between Louie and doing it yourself is that the man is a complete wanker.