Behold: the Christmas suit

5 December 2014

Bored of Christmas jumpers, but still want to look a bit of a tool this season? Then the Opposuits clothing company have just the thing for you awful, awful swine!

Yes, they've come up with a range of designs - if that's the right word - for a series of Christmas themed suits.

There are three outfits to choose from – the Treemendous suit, the Rudolph, and the Christmaster - which can be yours for £64.95. Or, you could spend that money on buying a bag of lump hammers to hit yourself over the head with instead.

Look at the state of it.

If £64.95 sounds entirely reasonable to look like a div, then get yourself here right now. But be quick, they're bafflingly selling out fast, but are offering delivery for next July when you most need it.

Coming to a Christmas party near you, soon.

TOPICS:   Christmas

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