The KFC Double Down - it is awesome, bitches

13 April 2010

News of the KFC Double Down caused quite a stir amongst the calorie-snuffling lardarses that are the avid Bitterwallet readership. It's a chicken sandwich but with two crucial differences; there is no chicken filling, but bacon, cheese and the Colonel's "special sauce" instead; there is no bread, because both slices have been replaced by fried chicken. Like a negative image of a chicken sandwich, then. Sort of.

The Double Down went nationwide in the US a few days ago, and YouTube has been buzzing with shoddily-made reviews of the wundersandwich ever since. We've watched a few and this is our favourite - some squeaky voiced daft lad in a headband talking to his bitches, who acts as if he's enjoyed his first special trouser kiss when he tastes it. "You know that feeling when you die and go to heaven?" No. Would you like to?

TOPICS:   Best Of Youtube

24 comments

  • Internet t.
    Nice perm
  • Internet t.
    Sorry - Nice perm bitch
  • numptyj
    I aint yo bitch you whacked out muthafucka
  • the d.
    "You know that feeling when you die and go to heaven" errr no, as I haven't died and neither has he
  • Chris
    Americans like crap food far too much.
  • The K.
    WTF! IS DIS REAL?
  • Another p.
    sandwhich = sandwich
  • Ronald M.
    psst - what's the secret recipe?
  • dvdj
    Are you going to post that on every story?
  • Steff
    for The King http://fairlyalarmed.blogspot.com/2010/04/wtf-is-dis-real.html
  • Zeddy
    He sounds like he's coming when he eats it, which is strange as the guy who made it was doing the exact same into it.
  • trebledown....done!
    "the packaging is awesome" no...i'm pretty sure it not.
  • jim
    that bloke is at cunt!
  • Bullet
    Crack a Lacking, He really likes his finger lickin.
  • Steve
    Nice grillz, biatch
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. I will ask my Stepfather to make one of these at home tomorrow.
  • Rich
    Video down.
  • Russ
    How can this be a bad thing?! Plenty of protein, less carbs as there is no roll!!!
  • Brian's U.
    great for those on the atkins diet
  • PaulH
    At least I got chicken...!
  • ButterMan
    But when do we get it? And give us back our MegaMac, you fuckers.
  • singhster
    He's either an utter dick, or works for KFC. Or both.
  • Pituvision
    AY PAPA!! lolololololol The Double Down is the Shizlaking Crakalking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!! i am A Retard!!! and no i dont work for KFC!!! i do Collectible Reviews!! lololol Sumba im out!!! Glad you bitches enjoyed the Review!! no go get one!! :rock
  • Adaobi
    Looks like the KFC version of The Luther*. *Google "The Luther" & boondocks.

What do you think?

Connect with Facebook, Twitter, or just enter your email to sign in and comment.

Your comment