Thank God someone invented beer for dogs
There's nothing funnier than a drunk animal. Have you seen the drunk squirrel? Until someone invents cat Es, we'll have to make do with Bowser Beer, the beer for dogs.
Sadly, Bowser Beer is non-alcoholic but you could easily rectify that by spiking it with tequila or something. It's $20 for a 6 pack from bowserbeer.com and is made with malt barley and comes in chicken or beef flavours. Someone needs to invent chicken flavoured beer for humans now.