Hey! Crotchless knickers for children! World - what have you become?
So you're shopping for your adorable little daughter and you decide to go to a shop that sells things for children. And lo! What do you find? Well, if you shopped in Colorado's Greeley Mall, you may well have found the shop Kids N Teen and stumbled across some crotchless knickers for children! That's appropriate isn't it?
Of course, the owner defended themselves by saying 25% of her merchandise is for teens. Oh. So they're selling crotchless scads for 13-year-old girls then. Nothing wrong with that, obviously. Also, what the hell were you searching for when you stumbled across this video, huh?