Dominos YouTube video leads to apologies and... arrests?
So what happens when you catch members of your kitchen staff sticking food in their orifices and farting on the sliced meats? Well, you sack them, obviously. And then, at the prompting of your PR agency who realise what a skull-meltingly catastrophic PR disaster this could be, you have the president of the company apologise to the whole world.
And if you're the local sheriff, you get your 15 minutes of fame by issuing arrest warrants and hauling the guilty pair in for breaking sanitation laws.
So in response to the YouTube video of Dominos employees adding extra toppings not found on the menu, company President Patrick Doyle has filmed his own. He may be mad as hell, but he can't look you in the eye while talking, so either he's only apologising to just one customer seated off-camera, or he's hiding something even bigger than snot on your large Sizzler: