Asda boy runs amok - colleagues mourn end of civilisation
Honestly, retail staff these days. If they’re not dissing customers on trendy social networking websites, they’re throwing eggs around and licking raw chickens.
Retail staff used to know how to behave. They’d tug their forelocks, call all customers ‘sir’ or ‘madam’ or ‘your worship’ and would treat the stock as though it were their own.
Sadly, those days are over. Here’s a video that has hit the news, featuring a former Asda employee embarking on a one-man wrecking crusade during a series of long, lonely night shifts at the Fulwood store.
The video (which features a needless reference to the Asda Riot Boy’s ethnic origin – thanks original uploader) shows him setting off a fire extinguisher, playing football with food, slashing colleagues' coats and pissing in a bin.
He later returns to the store, no longer an employee, licks and pokes a raw chicken before putting it back on display.
Thoroughly infantile stuff and the lad deserves everything that’s coming to him. For us though, the best part is the heartfelt apology video from the Asda store in question (below). Various staff members disclose their shock, horror and disgust at the actions, delivering a thinly-veiled ‘we’re not all like that’ message in a tone more suited to a the murder of a pensioner.
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