Commercial Break: HSBC say 'We're just like the paparazzi - but in a good way'
Here’s a confusing new ad from HSBC where they bleat on about ‘integrity.’ Sadly, they’re a bank, so that automatically means they have none whatsoever.
In order to demonstrate their ‘integrity’ they’ve conjured up this twisty-turny little morality play which shows a paparazzo thinking twice about selling on a shot of a star sharing a private moment with a loved one.
As if that would ever happen. The paps are the lowest of the low, venal scum who stagger around with pound/dollar signs flashing in their eyes, harassing people who are lucky enough to have achieved something in the wider public domain.
As a man (and it’s funny how they’re almost all men) they would all throw their granny into a giant shredder if it meant they could make a few quid. AND THEY MURDERED OUR BELOVED DIANA!
In essence, they’re a lot like banks. Well done HSBC, you’ve just compared yourselves to wretched paparazzi scum and come off worse.
Right, it’s pint o’clock and we're gasping. Gahhhh!