WeBuyAnyCar.com - the sound of your TV puking
Quite why it has taken me months to set about the woeful WeBuyAnyCar.com TV commercial is beyond me. Maybe it's because the first time I saw it, I tried to end my own life by pouring strychnine down my throat and cutting my eyes out with nail clippers.
Clearly, this dross has achieved its primary objective, which is to be post-modern and burrow a way into my psyche via annoyance (see also: those godforsaken GoCompare ads). So yes. Very clever. Coupling something as dreary as car vending with the kind of rave music you hear coming out of cars driven by little shitehawks who pay huge dividends on their insurance before burning in oily flames in accident blackspots, only to be later described as an angel by a grieving mother.
As you can see, this commercial has made me unnaturally angry.