Warning ads for the disease-riddled 'silver jiggy generation'
We’ve got some news for you that you might find horrific – it seems that people over the age of 50 are having sex. What’s more, some of them are doing it without protection. Apologies if that’s too extreme an image for your minds to deal with so early in the day.
We’ll continue. As a result of their dementia-fuelled slapdash approach to sexual safety, there has been a dramatic increase in levels of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) among the grey generation. Euuurrgghh.
As a result, an advertising campaign aimed at the copulating crusties has been created, reminding them of the fashions they used to wear in the days when they were originally on the pull and urging them to pull on a rubber next time they’re lucky enough to get some some sack action where ‘sack’ isn’t a slang word for a colostomy bag. We blame Rachel Riley and her disgracefully-revealing Countdown costumes...