The Premier Inn Challenge - where is this room with a view?
While slacking in front of the gogglebox and having our vision assaulted by lumbering unfunny funnyman Lenny Henry, his latest advert for Premier Inn caused a flutter of excitement. No need for the ad men to build Lenny a bigger bed to make their rooms seem spacious - this time it's the ladies who get to enjoy the perks of a room at a Premier Inn:
Holy shitcakes, look at that! A Premier Inn with the perfect sea view! Most hotels would charge hundreds for such a picturesque vista, but with Premier Inn's low, low prices you'll be snapping it up for a few quid! Unless it's one of their hotels where they charge silly prices and you bugger off down the road to somewhere nicer. And unless it's a complete and utter work of fiction that in no way represents any aspect of real life.
So where is it, exactly? That's a very specific view, with its long sandy beach and red cliffs in the distance. Of course advertising agencies are prone to make things up, but is it in any way possible to book a room at a Premier Inn at a location that offers a similar outlook?
As our network of avid readers crosses the length and breadth of this fair isle, let us know if there are any candidate Premier Inns near you or that you've stopped in that could offer Lenny and the girls this dream view.