Shameless moonlighting from Peter Halpin
TV was the only medium I could truly trust. Whilst all other artforms are notoriously full of lies, television was the only one without a commercial agenda.
That's right isn't it?
Whilst TV has told me precisely zero lies in my time on Earth, it then turns around and kicks me in the stones. How?
By shamelessly promoting moonlighting.
The man you see here on the right is called Peter Halpin. I completely believed that he was a driving instructor for RED Driving School. He told me that, by becoming a driving instructor, I could change my life. Then, just when I was about to take the plunge (despite having no driving license, car or hands), Halpin turns up telling me something entirely different!
Wearing a badly printed polo tee, Halpin has the gall to strut around promoting Simplify Digital. His t-shirt even has the cheek to say "Impartial Advisor" on it! My eye!
Now, I Just don't know who or what to believe. I can feel myself becoming more cynical and jaded by the second thanks to Peter Halpin's moonlighting. I was going to teach people to drive... then I was going to get a top with 'Impartial Advisor' written on the front... I don't know what to do or think anymore.