Irn Bru mock Coca Cola's named bottles

Irn-Bru has started to sell personalised bottles of drink, in response to Coca-Cola's irritating and ingenious marketing campaign which turned everyone into free billboards for the brand (noticed how many people have been giving Coke free advertising because a bottle has their name on it?)

Irn-Bru bottles feature Scottish names like Rab and Tam and, of course, Fanny, which featured heavily in their own tongue-in-cheek commercials.

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A spokesman for Irn-Bru said: "We hope our fans enjoy our limited-edition bottles of Irn-Bru, celebrating well-loved Scottish names which mean a lot to us. Deliveries have been made across the country for Scots to get a taste of Irn-Bru that they can call their own."


  • wendell I.
    That sure is a strange name! I once knew a wookie with that as his middle name though. It fitted perfectly with his asshole personality.
  • Chewbacca
    ^Who the fuck is this Yank cunt? Actually, there's a total Fanny on here as well. Can't spell Tennent's, the retarded fucker, I called him on it once, and he just can't get over the shame. Keeps changing his name as well. What a fucking moron.
  • wendell I.
    That's rad man! That wookie is here too. Howya doin' fanjita?
  • jt
    You'd think the wookiee would be pulling the yank up on his inability to spell wookiee.
  • shiftynifty
    hoohoo...snigger...lets all laugh at these words....fuckwits
  • Bendy
    wendell? Let the wookiee win
  • Tooright
    Some people need to get real!!! Stop using internet to be abusive towards others!!!!!!

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