Cupcake dispensing ATMs, everyone
People who occasionally eat cupcakes are fine, but those cupcake fetishists are the scourge of the Earth. There is no-one more irritating than someone who dribbles on about cupcakes. These people probably share nothing but cat photos online and have a Pinterest dedicated solely to their wedding, which will never happen.
These wretched swine in polka dots who go to swing classes and have Nyan Cat wallpapers on their phones, are ruining it for everyone.
And now, over in New York, there's a bloody ATM that dispenses cupcakes for those of you who are unable to walk into a shop and buy some.
This CakeTM is something to do with Sprinkles Bakery in NYC and when this thing appeared on the street, it "remained at a consistent 12-15 customers deep throughout the entire day as customers waited to punch in their orders on a touchscreen and watch a mechanical arm snag their delicious dessert treats," according to a report.
Bring back national service.