Commercial Break: World Cup scuppered by awful Sony 3D ad
Oh shitting crikey – the blessed World Cup’s only gone and gone all tits up on us! Here we were with a brazen range of brilliant ads linked to the ‘festival of football’ and Sony have gone and blown it.
They do 3D tellies you know, and as some of the latter stages of the World Cup will be filmed in 3D they’re keen to tell us all about it. So here’s an Kaka-starring ad that will look shite if you don’t already have a 3D telly. If you do have one, it’ll look great and 3D-ified.
But then you’ve already bought the product so they’re not trying to sell to you. What Sony are saying is pretty much: “Look at this – it’s fucking unwatchable. Spend a few grand and it’ll look alright.”
To which you’ll have already said: “This is fucking unwatchable. I don’t care what the product is. It’s a nice day so I’ll look out of the window instead. Look, there’s a chaffinch.”
Can the World Cup be saved? It could only get worse if North Korea were to sneakily name an extra striker as their third squad goalkeeper…