Commercial Break: Wondering why unemployment is so high...?
You know what, we’re pretty bloody sick of that lot, coming over here from abroad and nicking all the jobs while the country is in the grip of an economic downturn.
We’re not speaking about foreigners here, but household appliances. Obviously. A new bunch of adverts for totaljobs.com shows how all kinds of inanimate objects are snapping up the best jobs by using their website. It’s infuriating.
Toasters teaching fitness classes, alarm clocks driving trucks, vacuum cleaners creating the finest foods in the fanciest kitchens – they’re all turning their backs on their chosen professions and spreading their wings. They’ll be telling us that one of those walking, talking dolls can become Chancellor of the Exchequer next. Hang on...