Commercial Break: What's the long and short of this then?
Yes, it’s time for another round of our occasional game, ‘What Are They Trying To Tell Us In This Foreign Penis Extension Ad?’ This one comes from some kind of Spanish-speaking land, but we’re baffled by all the sciencey stuff that they’re trying to ram into our faces and down our throats. Ahem.
It’s got a very Fast Show ‘Channel 9’ feel about it (‘Scorchio!’) and there’s a very brief bit with a woman who has a LOT of rings around her neck that made us feel slightly queasy, but apart from that, it’s a massive mystery. So it’s down to you lot to fill us in with what it’s all about. THERE ARE NO PRIZES.