Commercial Break: Uma, what are you doing...?

Here’s Uma Thurman in a very sexy advert where she talks sexily about sex and how much she likes having sex and all the different places where she has sex and it’s all VERY sexy indeed and sex sex sex sex sex sexy sex.

No, wait, she actually says ‘Schweppes’ instead of ‘sex’ because those two words sound almost exactly like each other don’t they? Don’t they? What – they don’t? So instead, that means that all we have is a teeth-grindingly embarrassing ad that looks as though it was dreamt up by a randy 15-year-old?

Movie star, meet a big bag of money. Now admit it – there’s NOTHING you won’t do for it is there?


  • qwertyuiop
    Unfortunately, this ad reminds me a lot of Uma's turn in Batman and Robin as Poison Ivy, so if anything it makes me less likely to want to go out and have some good ol' schweppes not more. The UK's ad which features a tiger that rapes a family, now there's brand power!
  • qwertyuiop
    My mistake, it was a leopard not a tiger.
  • jim
    What a whore. Worst. Commercial. Ever.
  • LanceVance
    No jim, that would be the feckin ISA ISA BABY Halifax ad. Cnuts.

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