Commercial Break: Uma, what are you doing...?
Here’s Uma Thurman in a very sexy advert where she talks sexily about sex and how much she likes having sex and all the different places where she has sex and it’s all VERY sexy indeed and sex sex sex sex sex sexy sex.
No, wait, she actually says ‘Schweppes’ instead of ‘sex’ because those two words sound almost exactly like each other don’t they? Don’t they? What – they don’t? So instead, that means that all we have is a teeth-grindingly embarrassing ad that looks as though it was dreamt up by a randy 15-year-old?
Movie star, meet a big bag of money. Now admit it – there’s NOTHING you won’t do for it is there?