Commercial Break: Ringo Starr - A Life In Ads
Well, it’s happened. Ringo Starr has enforced his threat to stop signing merchandise sent by fans. We know because we sent him a giant kite with a drawing of a vomiting robot pig on it. It was returned from Chez Starr this morning, sans signature. Bugger.
But what does Ringo mean when he says he’s got “too much to do?” Will he be spending more time making god awful adverts like these…?
Look at him – he’s got all the quality control skills of a piece of wet wood. Finally, here’s the ex-Beatle’s message from last week, announcing, amidst lots of peace and love, that there’ll be no more autographs. Tosser.