Commercial Break: Please provide your own sneeze-guard
What do you do if you love Chinese buffets but you’re too fat and lazy to get off your arse and go to one? Why you simply get them to come to you. That’s the service that’s being pitched in this ad that has made it to the finals of Rhett & Link’s local commercial awards. Because even lazy hillbillies don’t always want to leave the house.
What’s that? There’s a famine going on where? Our priorities as a race are all what’d up? Bah! DON’T FORGET THE WONTONS!