Commercial Break: Old Spice Man returns to show us all what to do
He’s back. Old Spice Man has returned, just as the men of the world were starting to flap and flounder and wonder just how they are supposed to behave in order to be considered a Real Man.
Here at Bitterwallet, our own Mof has started to go slightly off message and has taken to gathering discarded litter using a spike on a stick while wearing a curiously fetching shade of lippy and eye liner.
It’s a bit of a low-key comeback for Old Spice Man to be honest - there’s a harp that’s been fashioned from the front half of a live goat, some fireworks, a bit of deep sea exploration and some chocolate fondue action while lying on a piano.
Everything feels normal again.