Commercial Break: Butt, butt, butt... this can't be right can it?

Controversial juice pedlars Orangina made us all sick earlier in the year with their humanised animals ads – now they’ve given us a slightly different, but no less extreme feeling with their new campaign.

It’s the launch of a new competition for people who can perform all manner of miraculous feats and tricks with their buttocks. The competition is called ‘Shake That Orangina’ (is there a pun there? Seemingly not) and you can upload videos of your own booty-wiggling exploits and win… oh, a tin of plums of something.

We’d be amazed if more than a handful of men entered this and we think the whole thing is just a blatant attempt to get well-toned, fame-hungry young women to upload footage of their bottoms to Shake That Orangina. In case you missed it, that's Shake That Orangina.

It’s a big old sexist disgrace and we’ll be lodging a protest with the relevant authorities later on… after we’ve watched the video another two or three times. You know, just to make sure we haven’t missed anything.

Oh, and the ad - it's probably a bit NSFW.


  • Nobby
    Oh yeah. Countdown to some fat 60 year old woman uploading her shaking ars (brought on by guggling too much coke) with her bikini all the way up there. Yes, granny, I mean you.
  • Mandy B.
    Nobby - you mean the three fat beasts already in the video? I think I need to be sick (and they need a diet and exercise regime)!
  • hdio
    Oh yeah, they're enormous - not fit to be out in public.
  • Nobby
    No, I don't mean those ones. They ain't fat. I mean wait until some really fat old woman uploads her own video of her ars shaking about. It's bound to happen.
  • Nobby
    > We’d be amazed if more than a handful of men entered this They seem to be nearly all men. Unfortunately.
  • dunfyboy
    So Orangina means arse now? Can't see many people queuing up for a bottle of arse juice, but each to their own.
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. This advert has made me horny (penile erection). Thanks for the post.
  • Nonce-Sense
    They ain't fat?! I wouldn't like to see your idea of a "proper fattie" then. Those nasty, fat, orange arses have put me off sex for life - it's like going clubbing in liverpool!

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