Commercial Break: Beyonce ordered to stop corrupting the kids

Uh oh – poor Beyoncé will probably have locked herself away in a darkened room and will be weeping into a damp handkerchief today. That’s because her ad for her personal brand of perfume has been slammed by the stiff shirts at the Advertising Standards Authority.

They said that the ad (shown below) is so risqué that it should not be aired before 7.30pm and we hope that you’ll wait until that time of day before clicking on it and having a look for yourself.

The ASA declared that: “Beyoncé's body movements and the camera's prolonged focus on shots of her dress slipping away to partially expose her breasts created a sexually provocative ad that was unsuitable to be seen by young children.” We think the ASA should wind up the day job and get into the penning of erotica (apart from that stuff at the end about the kids).


  • maxtweenie
    Who cares? Hooray - first!
  • Franck D.
    Who cares? Hooray – second!
  • jonoble
    Madness. Don't the ASA know that breasts were designed to be used by young children??
  • Tom
    @jonoble lol It is quite a rubbish advert anyway but who cares?
  • Leonidas
    @jonoble Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
  • bobinio
    I would plough her.
  • Mr G.
    Now I see why they call her "Bouyancy"...
  • Whisky
    @bobinio Yeah, but she's no fox.

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