Cigarette or French oral?
From mad ads in Denmark (albeit spoof ones) to mad ads in France. Worryingly, these ones are for real.
There’s generally no argument when it comes to the idea that smoking is bad for you and various shock tactics have been used in an attempt to get smokers to knock it on the head.
Now the French have gone all weird with the whole thing and are suggesting that if you smoke, you’re a slave to tobacco, the slogan “Fumer c'est etre l'esclave du tabac” translating as “Smoking is like being tobacco's slave.” Furthermore, they’ve illustrated the theory by creating a series of, erm, dubious images showing how that slavery might manifest itself.
Smoke a tab and you’re basically giving the tobacco executive and his ilk a blow job, and they don’t care if you’re a boy or a girl. But it does seem that they like ‘em young. Holy mother of ding dong.