Chantix - Helps you to quit smoking by probably killing you first
Ever heard of Chantix? It's a drug to help you quit smoking. Yep, with Chantix, you can knock those pesky tabs on the head. Great news right? Well... not when your disclaimer makes up 99% of your commercial. At one point in the advert, the man featured gets so bored while waiting for the disclaimer to finish that he starts reading a book.
Get all that? Take Chantix and you will probably end up a sleep-depraved, hostile, agitated, depressed suicidal git with thoughts of anxiety, panic, mania, paranoia who, if you're lucky, might get some trippy hallucinations. Oh, with a skin rash which might become life-threatening when it swells up your throat and stops you breathing. Failing that, you might just fart and puke a lot.
You'll probably get monsterism as well.
Visit the official Chantix site here if, like me, you thought it was all a load of bollocks.