Captain Morgan tries to be funny with viral exercise video

Since Old Spice made everyone on Earth laugh with their commercials, advertisers have been trying to get in on the irreverent action. And so, Captain Morgan have decided to be all funny in an attempt to promote a drink invented by slaves that were abused so badly by colonialists that they were determined to become alcoholics.

Anyway, as you can see, Captain Morgan is flogging booze via an ironic exercise workout thing, starring Captain Morgan himself, who looks like a wacky Frank Zappa (Frank Zacky? Fracky Zappacky? Who cares) and mugs to camera every single chance he gets.

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  • wonky h.
    this looks utter shit
  • Sweetchuck
    American irony, eh? Now there's an oxymoron. Captain Morgan? More like MAJOR FAIL.
  • aaron
    its not funny, but its not offensively bad either
  • ElBuc
    Kept thinking Ron Jeremy was gonna whip it out and get down
  • Felacio N.
    Not funny. Plus it's only 35%.
  • famdango
    what an absolute pile of dismally unfunny yanky shit. but dang it all if it aint some tasty rum.
  • Mark C.
    Shit advert for a shit rum - Captain Morgan is only drunk by 13 year olds who nick it from their parents drinks cabinet (least it was when I was 13). Get some Goslings or Santiago de Cuba and find out what proper rum tastes like.

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