Captain Morgan tries to be funny with viral exercise video
Since Old Spice made everyone on Earth laugh with their commercials, advertisers have been trying to get in on the irreverent action. And so, Captain Morgan have decided to be all funny in an attempt to promote a drink invented by slaves that were abused so badly by colonialists that they were determined to become alcoholics.
Anyway, as you can see, Captain Morgan is flogging booze via an ironic exercise workout thing, starring Captain Morgan himself, who looks like a wacky Frank Zappa (Frank Zacky? Fracky Zappacky? Who cares) and mugs to camera every single chance he gets.
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