Woman does a poo in a shop

January 4th, 2012 17 Comments By Mof Gimmers

What can you say about a video that features a woman having a dirty poo in the aisle of a shop? Something about the service being so bad, the only sensible review would be to defecate next to the Dr Oetker pizzas? Or maybe she was refused a refund on something that gave her the squits, so as proof, she went an spurted her pong oil next to the offending article?

Either way, as promised, here’s a woman having a poo in a shop.

Une femme fait caca dans un rayon de supermarché by Spi0n

Comments (17) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Dick January 4, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Doing a Paula Radcliff.

  2. Posted by blagga January 4, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Tish and fipsy – she’d just hidden some tapenade in her knick-nacks with the aim of shoplifting, and then decided against it.

  3. Posted by heywood jablome January 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    That’s a 50 euro fine in Crete ;)

  4. Posted by D.Fecata January 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Dirty cow didn’t even wipe her arse!

  5. Posted by Grumpy January 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    That’s as bad as looting. She should be strung up.

  6. Posted by Tweedskin January 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Fuck Me, see how quick she shot the cleveland steamer out?! Like a sniper.

  7. Posted by Zleet January 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    When you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.

  8. Posted by Darren January 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    that isnt just any poo, thats a marks and spencer aisle 5 poo…

  9. Customers pissed in the bin when I worked in William Hill. And shat everywhere but the toilet in the bathroom. The aisle is, I suppose, the next logical step.

  10. Posted by Kevin Nelmes January 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    I don’t think her diet must be up to much. It was pretty runny. Get Gillian McKeith to have a sniff.

  11. Gillian here – Smells like shit.

  12. Posted by LanceVance January 4, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Was waiting in line at KFC in Amsterdam, guy walked in looking worse for wear and pushed to the counter. He then orderd a family bucket and proceeded to shit himself. True story.

  13. Posted by MH January 4, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    The joke’s on her. If you watch closely you can see she ‘re-up’s’ a sizable amount that would have better been left behind. Clear points deduction right there.
    She’ll be doing Garrity’s Dance all the way home – if she’s lucky.

  14. Posted by Ed January 5, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Looks like the Belgian Biscuit aisle.

  15. Posted by phander January 5, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Brought to us by the Daily Motion, of course…

  16. Posted by Mike Hock January 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Some people just don’t give a shit! Oh right, yes, she did. Carry on.

  17. Posted by beth mccracken ballymoney December 10, 2012 at 11:13 am

    i do demos in shops mostly tescos if i had seen that i would have vomited then the cleaner would have double work dirty bitch

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