Who’s hungry for a whole chicken in a can then?

By Andy Dawson

It’s almost lunchtime here at Bitterwallet HQ and today, we’ve each got one of these… a tin of Sweet Sue’s Canned Whole Chicken.

There isn’t a single part of the experience that isn’t utterly to die for. The way it slides out of the can as though it’s being born, the jelly that it comes daubed in and the thought that Sweet Sue personally stuffed the bloody thing into the can in the first place.

Mmmmmm… whole chicken in a can…..

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Tags: canned whole chicken, delicious, sweet sue
Posted in Odd stuff April 30th, 2009 | 29 Comments

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29 Responses to “Who’s hungry for a whole chicken in a can then?”

Posted by Mike Hock | April 30th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Do they actually grow the chicken in a can in a sort of banzai kiten kind of way, and the juices are it’s own bodily fluids. I presume as they put the lid on, this cuts the poor little fuckers head off?
Posted by Tommy | April 30th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

I actually feel physically sick just looking at image 2… wrong on so many levels!
Posted by Andy Dawson | April 30th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I think it’s got something to do with lasers. Pretty sure Sweet Sue does animal corspe-shrinking lasers too.
Posted by Lumoruk | April 30th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

it’s just wrong on so many levels
Posted by acecatcher3 | April 30th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

hmm yummy.
Posted by Eddiex | April 30th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

A dozen tins of this ,loads of beer,a shotgun and a gas mask.Get ypurself pandemic ready now !!!
Posted by ctuk | April 30th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

what’s the shelf life on these, I’m thinking about stocking up
Posted by Kevan | April 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Vile!
Posted by laststar | April 30th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Sick!
Posted by Mike | April 30th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I would let that chicken slide out, I would then proceed to part said chicken, I would then personally stuff it with manfat by humping the shit out of it. Only THEN would I actually eat it.
Posted by gavlp | April 30th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

mmmmm. Chicken. as Homer might say. Almost as good as Spam.
Posted by sedgwick | April 30th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

You’re all just pussies, I’d eat it no problem. It’s just a cooked chicken….in a can.
Posted by Adrian | April 30th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

I thnk I’m going to puke…..

So much wrong in the world
Posted by Andy Dawson | April 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Low budget ad here for a rival brand…
Posted by Andy Lamb | April 30th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

That is truly horrendous. Eraserhead in a can…
Posted by ctuk | May 1st, 2009 at 8:54 am

@sedgwick

that aint no cooked chicken, fool.
Posted by Darren | May 1st, 2009 at 9:07 am

Throw it on the barbie, it will cook fine, might not look like a chicken but it will taste similar
Posted by Emma | May 1st, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Loving the expression on the kid’s face as the chicken slides out of the can!
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Posted by JimJim | May 1st, 2009 at 4:10 pm

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Posted by Jen | May 1st, 2009 at 7:07 pm

I almost barfed. This has got to be the sickest thing I’ve seen. Maybe it’s a good tool to use when I go on a diet.
Posted by Trina | May 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm

It’s just a chicken in it’s own congealed juices…. you guts are stupid.
Posted by Sinéad | May 5th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

That makes me want to vomit… so did you EAT it?
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Posted by Christopher | May 7th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Is it just me or does anyone else look at image 2 and expect it to start dancing cabaret style?
Posted by davo | May 27th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

It looks like a British politician in a can , gutless , slimeball, chicken hearted , bald , absolutly tasteless. canned as well.

The label also shows in true politicial coverage something qiute different to the actual mess your left with.

YUK…. only for the consumption of political and food numpties
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