Tourists warned not to travel to Greece

July 30th, 2010 11 Comments By Andy Dawson

athens greece 300x200 Tourists warned not to travel to GreeceHere’s some breaking madness for any of you who are hoping to holiday in Greece in the not-too-distant future. Sky News are reporting on Twitter that tourists are being warned to avoid the balmy country owing to the fact that everything’s going barmy.

Already crippled by economic meltdown, Greece is now in the grip of a petrol shortage and a strike by truck drivers. To top it all, a terrorist group has now declared that they are hell bent on turning the country ‘into a war zone.’

The group, who call themselves The Sect Of Revolutionaries or Rebel Sect (thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader ‘-]’) have warned that they plan to attack police, businessmen, prison staff and journalists. A statement from them said: “We are at war with your democracy. Tourists must learn that Greece is no longer a safe haven of capitalism. We intend to turn it into a war zone.”

EDIT: As yet, no official warning has appeared from the Foreign & Commonwealth Office website, but you should probably make that your first port of call for updates.

More news as we get it…

Comments (11) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by PokeHerPete July 30, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Fuck that, nothing like the London prices I paid there last year. Fuckin 4-5 Euros a pint? When a Euro is equivalent to 95p? I’d extend the warning to not go anywhere in the Euro. Robbing bastards.

  2. Posted by -] July 30, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Terrorists my arse.

    They don’t describe themselves as a “sect of revolutionaries”. They are called The “Sect of Revolutionaries” (or Rebel Sect).

  3. Posted by wtf July 30, 2010 at 10:12 am

    WTF?

    Is dis real????

  4. Posted by ALB July 30, 2010 at 10:14 am

    @WTF

    Id you’re going to do it, at least get the syntax correct.

    it’s :

    WTF

    IS DIS REAL

  5. Posted by dave26 July 30, 2010 at 10:24 am

    i cant find anything about this on the sky news website

  6. Posted by Zleet July 30, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Was always wary of Greece, what with all the bumsex, but this has just confirmed my suspicions.

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  8. Posted by Nader July 30, 2010 at 10:53 am

    # Posted by PokeHerPete | July 30th, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Fuck that, nothing like the London prices I paid there last year. Fuckin 4-5 Euros a pint? When a Euro is equivalent to 95p? I’d extend the warning to not go anywhere in the Euro. Robbing bastards.

    Where were you drinking? I live in London and never pay anymore than £3.20 a pint?

  9. Posted by -] July 30, 2010 at 11:13 am

    It isn’t on murdochs shitfest of a site, so it can’t possibly be true!

    Arf! Arf!

  10. Posted by the mighty fox July 30, 2010 at 11:54 am

    @foxy foxy
    why does wonky henry live there?

  11. “Sky News are reporting on Twitter ”

    They should try reporting on the sky news channel instead.

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