The sacfree underpants, for swingers everywhereDecember 13th, 2010 • 6 Comments
On Friday we transported you back to 1985 with a look at the Argos catalogue of the day. Now, join us in the Bitterwallet time machine as we witness the fashion of 2005 that never was.
Five years ago, a German garment manufacturer called sacfree produced a pair of pants so revolutionary that they seemingly died out and were never heard of again.
We only know of their existence thanks to a journalist who finally got around to testing a promotional pair of the undercrackers five years later. What are sacfree pants all about? The clue’s in the name, as the poorly translated press release explained:
“The world-wide first testicle-free men’s underwear – a fantastic, comfortable, free feeling and a new sexy look.
And so it works: sacfree® protects and supports the penis in a bag-like pouch. Till here sacfree® feels like a classic slip. For the testicle sacfree® offers pure space. Through an opening the sac can hangs out completely free.
With its open kind sacfree® makes for a fresh breeze. A comfortable and manly healthy characteristic. [A]bove all, people who works vocationally much in sitting will appreciate the new sacfree® freedom.”
jesus all it would take would be one awkward twist and then pop goes the weasel
Or you could say bang goes the fox?
Whatever happened to Vorsprung durch Technik?
Mein Gott …!
Most of my underwear has big holes in.
I works vocationally much in sitting. And these look like a recipe for crushed nuts.