The maddest channel on Sky Digital – fact

By Andy Dawson

There has never been a more compelling reason to drop everything and go out and get yourself a satellite dish than the freshly-discovered existence of Supreme Master TV.

Available free of charge on Sky (channel 835), this clip suggests that it’s some kind of pseuso-religious network with a vague vegan agenda. Oh, and a newsreader who has none of the qualities normally associated with the job.

This clip comes from their Noteworthy News broadcast – it’s much like most other news programmes really, whst with its reams of subtitles, unbridled praise for Uganda, a joke in Indonesian and correspondence from UK viewer which is met with the glorious sentence, “May celestial light and love shine on you and your co-citizens of Great England.”

May celestial light and love shine on Robert Popper who put this clip up on his blog. Supreme Master TV has just been added to the favourites on our Sky Digital box. Now, we’re off to the video archive on their website for a look at “All Life Connected: Dutch Telepathic Animal Communicator Ronald van de Peppel (In Dutch)”…

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Posted in Odd stuff November 2nd, 2009 | 15 Comments

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15 Responses to “The maddest channel on Sky Digital – fact”

  1. Posted by Lumoruk | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Did you notice the speaker said Olivier but the newsreader read it as Oliver.

  2. Posted by Andrew Robinson | November 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Yes! I watched this a while ago while off my box, it’s mint that it just shows good news. Have you seen the woman that is the supreme master? She’s a mentalist as well. Makes for great late night viewing.

  3. Posted by cookie | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 am

    So where’s Ugonda?

    The subtitles are brilliant! Now deaf/hard of hearing people of 15 different dialects could all sit in the same room and watch this channel together!

  4. Posted by Geoff | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Holy crap! Aliens really are walking amongst us – but they’re easy to spot . All those cranks were right. Or is it viral marketing – aren’t they remaking V at the moment?

  5. Posted by Lucko | November 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Whilst I like it in principle, there’s something slightly sinister about the whole affair. Why would you call yourself ‘Supreme Master’ if your ultimate intention WASN’T to take over the world?

  6. Posted by Ty | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Lol he’s the kind of guy who’d you punch and he’d say “thank you”.

  7. Posted by Jack | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Weird weird show, I have flicked past this channel before, I remember all that text taking up over 50% of the screen.

    WTF are they on about?!

  8. Posted by Jack | November 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Theres a live stream on their site as well

  9. Posted by Semper | November 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    I find 333 the most entertaining. Nigerian Movies. Quality!

  10. Posted by EYEPHONE | November 2nd, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I just watched their Notweworth News at home. There is a presenter who looks like his face is covered with a sheen of plastic. Is he the Supreme Master??! Also, what a very sinister name for a channel who’s heart seems to be in the right place……

  11. Posted by EYEPHONE | November 2nd, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Or Noteworthy News. 1 or t’other…..

  12. Posted by Overlord | November 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    @Jack – flicked past 843?? On the way to what??? Filthy bastard

  13. Posted by charitynjw | November 2nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    If you taunt them (him?) & tease them, does that make you a Supreme Master Ba……(the rest of this post has been censored as BW, as regular readers know, does not accept offensive or derogatory insinuations!)

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  15. Posted by Chris | November 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    This is real?! It’s like something TheOnion would create…

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