The greatest eBay item of all time…?

March 27th, 2012 15 Comments By Andy Dawson

The title of the listing tells you everything you need to know – ‘Taxidermy: Wild Grey Super Squirrel’. Start the bidding at £14.99…

Screen Shot 2012 03 27 at 14.53.56 The greatest eBay item of all time...?

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  1. *puts on watch list

  2. Hahaha that’s too awesome!

  3. Posted by Mike Hock March 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    The squirrel looks like to be blessed as a super hero is a burden? Either that or he’s just taking a shit?

  4. Posted by thingonaspring March 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    haven’t they been selling these for a good few years now?

  5. Posted by bchirpy March 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    ewwwwwwwwwww

  6. Posted by Alvin March 27, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Fuckin squirrels. I was the one that gutted him in a cage fight.
    Who’s next?

  7. Posted by A Family March 27, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    No penis, no anus, no sale

  8. I’m left speechless on this one! :)

  9. Posted by PokeHimPete March 28, 2012 at 9:43 am

    How much commission are you getting off this BW?

  10. Posted by thingonaspring March 28, 2012 at 10:10 am

    As I thought, first ebayer feedback for a “super squirrel” is from 27-Jan-07, been selling taxidermy since a couple of years before that, but before ebay started leaving the description on feedback. Knew these had been around for years, but watch the prices rocket now if it’s going viral at the moment…

  11. Posted by Aunt Sally March 28, 2012 at 10:15 am

    You know your life is going off the rails when you’re fitting zips on dead animals.

  12. Posted by Bazinga March 28, 2012 at 11:42 am

    They don’t have opposable thumbs to be able to use a zip?

  13. Posted by Mike Hock March 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    The zips big enough, and the ‘claws’ small enogh to grasp and zip/un-zip without the need for opposable thumbs.

  14. Posted by Dick March 28, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    > You know your life is going off the rails when you’re fitting zips on dead animals.

    I know someone that would like a zip fitted on a live fox.

  15. Posted by Numpty Dumpty March 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Pass me the sellotape, this one’s split

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