The finest Strictly-related piece of art we’ve seen this week…January 19th, 2013 • 10 Comments
At just £200, we had our eyes on this magnificent work of art on eBay last night, but passed out through drunkenness before we could place a last-minute 2am bid on it.
It’s Jason Donovan and Kristina Rihanoff on Strictly Come Dancing in case you’re not sure. To be honest, we probably shouldn’t have bothered trying to stay up late for it – no one else placed a bid either. Would you? Keep an eye on it returning to eBay soon if so…
Nobody wants to buy your shitty painting Bitterwallet.
Looks like she’s kneeing him in the Gimmers
Pish for retards.
There’s a few morons on here that would lap this shit up.
Speaking of morons, have you used your let’s-pretend 4×4 to help the community during this inclement weather? Or are you still just spouting the same old wank as usual?
1) There’s no snow where I am. Hard to believe for a little Englander like you, but the weather isn’t always uniform the UK.
2) I’ve never claimed to own a 4×4, pretend or otherwise. You must be thinking of Sicknote. So, get your facts right before levelling accusations, dickface.
3) Please, do elucidate on specifics regarding the “same old wank” that I allegedly spout. I trust you’ll remember some of my wank, although I must admit having great difficulty recalling any of yours. Your wank probably isn’t all that great.
4) Forgot to mention due to impotency writing wank is the closest I get to doing it these days.
That’s ok, I’m a useless prick myself. I’ve not been able to get it up since my last boyfriend left me. This was after he ruptured my anus, and now crap dribbles out constantly. Pretty much the same as my posts on here really!
@Chewie & Badger
Surely Sicknote lives in Malta as a tax exile so wouldn’t be able to use his 4×4 to help the community in the snow?
@ Han Solo
Hmmm. Maybe you’re right. I thought Sicknote has a sportswear company/is a City trader/is a complete fantasist wanking himself to sleep in his cold, lonely Oldham bedsit.
I think Barky Avon(no, not the Hukd mod. Really) is closer to the mark. Gotta love keyboard millionaires.
By the by, you did shoot first, didn’t you?