The finest Strictly-related piece of art we’ve seen this week…

January 19th, 2013 10 Comments By Andy Dawson

At just £200, we had our eyes on this magnificent work of art on eBay last night, but passed out through drunkenness before we could place a last-minute 2am bid on it.

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It’s Jason Donovan and Kristina Rihanoff on Strictly Come Dancing in case you’re not sure. To be honest, we probably shouldn’t have bothered trying to stay up late for it – no one else placed a bid either. Would you? Keep an eye on it returning to eBay soon if so…

Comments (10) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Seymour January 19, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Nobody wants to buy your shitty painting Bitterwallet.

  2. Posted by bob January 19, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Looks like she’s kneeing him in the Gimmers

  3. Posted by chewbacca January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am

    Pish for retards.

    There’s a few morons on here that would lap this shit up.

  4. Posted by badger January 20, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    @ Chewbacca

    Speaking of morons, have you used your let’s-pretend 4×4 to help the community during this inclement weather? Or are you still just spouting the same old wank as usual?

  5. Posted by Chewbacca January 20, 2013 at 1:55 pm


    1) There’s no snow where I am. Hard to believe for a little Englander like you, but the weather isn’t always uniform the UK.
    2) I’ve never claimed to own a 4×4, pretend or otherwise. You must be thinking of Sicknote. So, get your facts right before levelling accusations, dickface.
    3) Please, do elucidate on specifics regarding the “same old wank” that I allegedly spout. I trust you’ll remember some of my wank, although I must admit having great difficulty recalling any of yours. Your wank probably isn’t all that great.

  6. Posted by Chewbacca January 20, 2013 at 3:02 pm


    4) Forgot to mention due to impotency writing wank is the closest I get to doing it these days.

  7. Posted by badger January 20, 2013 at 5:24 pm


    That’s ok, I’m a useless prick myself. I’ve not been able to get it up since my last boyfriend left me. This was after he ruptured my anus, and now crap dribbles out constantly. Pretty much the same as my posts on here really!

  8. Posted by Han Solo January 21, 2013 at 3:33 am

    @Chewie & Badger

    Surely Sicknote lives in Malta as a tax exile so wouldn’t be able to use his 4×4 to help the community in the snow?

  9. Posted by Avon Barksdale January 21, 2013 at 8:37 am

    @ Han Solo

    Hmmm. Maybe you’re right. I thought Sicknote has a sportswear company/is a City trader/is a complete fantasist wanking himself to sleep in his cold, lonely Oldham bedsit.

  10. Posted by chewbacca January 21, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    @Solo Handjob

    I think Barky Avon(no, not the Hukd mod. Really) is closer to the mark. Gotta love keyboard millionaires.

    By the by, you did shoot first, didn’t you?

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