HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 29th September
Tall comedian! Barely-clothed lady-clothes! A snazzy camera! Yes, there’s all of that and no more today, as we round up the finest offers that we’ve found over at HotUKDeals over the past day...
Remember The Office and Extras? The comedy shows created by the short, annoying one and the tall, unusual one? Oh yes, halcyon days. Well, believe it or not, they’re both still alive and are both still working. How would you like to see the tall one do a concert next week? He’s called Stephen Merchant.
You’ll need to be in Liverpool, because, like, that’s where it is (at the Empire, where Ken Dodd lives) but there’s a two-for-one offer on, so a couple of you will be able to stare at Merchant’s unusual frame and listen to words coming out of his head-hole for only £17.75 (plus some kind of booking fee as well no doubt).
Next, something for those of you who appreciate the female form when it’s scantily clad in not very much at all, and when the not very much is the kind of stuff that will get the pulses of all heterosexualist gentlefellows positively RACING!
We may have got a little bit word-tangled there but it’s only because we’ve got the same feeling that we used to get when perusing the lingerie section of the catalogues as youths. What we’re struggling to tell you is that there’s a sale on and free delivery at the Ann Summers website. Hot deal! Hot times!
Finally, once you’ve taken advantage of today’s first two deals, you might be looking to get some photographic keepsakes – a picture of Merchant striding across the Liverpool Empire stage or your ‘special lady’ parading around in some brand new sexual undercrackers that you’ve bought for her body.
Why not do it in style then, with a Panasonic TZ10, a 12.1 megapixel piece of kit with more features than we could possibly mention here without befuddling you all. All you need to know is that at £149.99, it’s a hell of a bargain. Crash bang wallop, what a picture.
(deals found by HUKD members straped4cash, lucerysmum and coathanger)