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Eight what are great: Canned foods

May 19th, 2011 2 Comments By Andy Dawson

In the latest in our long-running series, we focus on eight things that are the same. This week – canned foods!

It’s been a fair few years since we discovered this but we’re still scoffing ‘em down like there’s no tomorrow here at BW HQ. Nothing beats that satisfying ‘gloop’ sound when the thing falls out of its can on to the desk…

canned chicken Eight what are great: Canned foods

Massively underrated when it comes to ‘bits of the fish that you can eat’, the mouth is probably up there with the anus to be honest. Mmm, just look at those crunchy, pointy teeth.

FishMouths Eight what are great: Canned foods

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On April Fool’s Day, the ThinkGeek website ran a fairly amusing spoof ad for unicorn meat that swiftly spread around the internet. So far, so not very unusual.

unicornmeat 500x334 Unicorn meat spoofers hit by pork authoritys legal ton of bricks

But it seems that the ThinkGeek pranksters have infuriated the good folk at the National Pork Board (oh yes, them) and a legal shot has been fired across the bows of ThinkGeek in the shape of a 12-page letter from the NPB’s law enforcers.

ThinkGeek were told:

“You have been marketing a product called “Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat” using the slogan “Unicorn – the new white meat.” … National Pork Board is the owner of THE OTHER WHITE MEAT® in the United States and elsewhere around the world, and owns the following federal trademark registrations.”

And on and on and on for, as we said, twelve pages. Because of a spoof ad for fucking unicorn meat. Which probably tastes shit owing to all the glitter in it.

ThinkGeek think they’re okay though as the unicorn meat ad is immune from action as it’s a parody. And on we all move…

Endangered? Extinct? Maybe. Delicious? Yes!

April 15th, 2010 6 Comments By Andy Dawson

Extincdangerlicious. Sod bacon, let’s see someone make a tuxedo out of THIS stuff…

get your daily dose of sparkles with canned unico 12013 1271277009 46 500x376 Endangered? Extinct? Maybe. Delicious? Yes!