Posts Tagged ‘sony’

Commercial Break: World Cup scuppered by awful Sony 3D ad

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Oh shitting crikey – the blessed World Cup’s only gone and gone all tits up on us! Here we were with a brazen range of brilliant ads linked to the ‘festival of football’ and Sony have gone and blown it.

They do 3D tellies you know, and as some of the latter stages of the World Cup will be filmed in 3D they’re keen to tell us all about it. So here’s an Kaka-starring ad that will look shite if you don’t already have a 3D telly. If you do have one, it’ll look great and 3D-ified.

But then you’ve already bought the product so they’re not trying to sell to you. What Sony are saying is pretty much: “Look at this – it’s fucking unwatchable. Spend a few grand and it’ll look alright.”

To which you’ll have already said: “This is fucking unwatchable. I don’t care what the product is. It’s a nice day so I’ll look out of the window instead. Look, there’s a chaffinch.”

Can the World Cup be saved? It could only get worse if North Korea were to sneakily name an extra striker as their third squad goalkeeper…

Smokin’ – the Sony roll-up display screen

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Here’s a foxy little piece of technology for you to gawp at – a rollable OLED display from Sony that you can wrap around a pencil. Look – it’s even more malleable than Samsung’s unbreakable screen that we featured a while ago!

We’re buggered if we know what purpose it will serve and Sony aren’t saying anything, but it’s another giant stride away from Etch-A-Sketch… and that’s got to be a good thing.

[Engadget]

Now Google want to take over your TV set as well

Friday, May 21st, 2010

google logo 300x200 Now Google want to take over your TV set as wellGoogle have been full of big ideas this week, including putting all the music ever made and sticking it in a big cloud.

Their latest wheeze is to marry the internet to the telly and the boffins at Google have hooked up with Sony in an attempt to revolutionise what we watch and how we watch it, with a pre-Christmas launch scheduled in the USA.

The new service will enable couch-dwelling viewers to search for live streaming channels as well as content from sites like YouTube, bringing together all known available TV in the most easy-to-control format to date. Ordinary web surfing will also be available on the new tellyboxes.

“Video should be consumed on the biggest, brightest, best screen in your house – the television. That’s not the PC, or mobile.” parped Google’s Rishi Chandra at the launch yesterday. As you’d expect.

The launch follows the recent announcement of increased output from See Saw in the UK and is another major ker-pow in the face of Apple, a company that may be completely dead by the end of 2011.

We’re expecting that by 2020, the whole world will speak a new Google language consisting of nothing but the word ‘Google’ with the meaning determined by the way the word is spoken. Oh, and biscuits. There’ll be Google biscuits too.

Annual losses for Sony, makes money through cost-cutting

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

6 sony logo w Annual losses for Sony, makes money through cost cuttingY’know Sony right? Make irritating gadgets that need cables with daft adapters on the end that are by no means universal… that company that irritated George Michael so much that he was prompted to continually slag them off in one of his promotional videos (complete with ‘Fony’ headphones).

Well they’re losing money. The Japanese electronics behemoth has reported a loss of 40.8bn yen ($437m; £294m) for the year to the end of March. While that sounds bad, this is less than half the money it lost in the previous year.

So how have they made money? Apparently, it was largely down to heavy cost cutting. However, the company is pretty confident that the tide is turning as they expect to drag themselves out of the shit when they really gun for selling 3D televisions and games to us some more.

“There wasn’t a big surprise but one worrisome thing is that the forecast figures were below expectations,” said Seiichiro Iwamoto at Mizuho Asset Management in Tokyo.

[BBC]

Squared eyed Google building TV set-top box

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Bitterwallet - Googlte TVThere are plenty of online services that deliver a TV experience to your computer, and the line between the two platforms is becoming increasingly blurred. One day, the oft-mentioned day when jetpacks and flying cars will be the norm, the two will be indistinguishable.

Google, who have enough money to invent both jetpacks and flying cars whenever they fancy it, are instead attempting to unify online and television with the creation of a set-top box which will deliver rich web content to the TV screen.

PC World reports that Google are working together with both Sony and Intel to develop the boxes, which will use a version of the Android OS found on mobiles, and run on Intel’s Atom chips. More interesting are reports that Google wants app developers to create applications for the hardware.

Google haven’t stepped up to market their Android Market on a wider scale yet; while the number of mobile applications in the store continues to rise, sales and awareness remain low – Google has yet to market their apps to the mainstream, unlike Apple. However, the opportunity to develop apps for a platform like television – unimaginable a year or two ago – is sure to attract developers and may begin to push web-on-the-TV to a wider audience.

We still want jetpacks, Google. Crack on.

[PC World]

Oh dear – Sony unveil dull new controller

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Bitterwallet - Playstation MoveBells! Whistles! Fireworks! Sony have launched a revolutionary new controller! And it’s a lot like Nintendo’s three-year-old Wii controller! Oh…

The Playstation Move was unveiled to some not-whooping delegates at San Francisco’s Games Developers Conference late yesterday and Sony marketing boss Peter Dille harrumphed: “We’d like to think of this as the next generation of motion gaming. We are confident that when we look back in five years time, this will be seen as a seminal moment for PlayStation.” Possibly the moment when it all went tits up?

The controller uses motion control technology and the Playstation Eye camera to track body movements, in almost the exact same way as a Wiimote, except this thing has a big coloured ball stuck on the end like a clown’s nose.

With Microsoft readying themselves for the launch of their Natal control system, where the player becomes the controller, the Playstation Move seems like a backwards step. The projected price tag of almost £50 doesn’t do it any favours either.

We weren’t there in person because Famous Rich And Jobless was on last night but the UK editor of GameSpot, Guy Cocker was there, and he told the BBC: “I was disappointed with the amount of real innovation we saw. In terms of ideas, it is very similar to what we have seen with the Wii and if you are Sony, you can’t help but want to ape that success.” It was a useful critique from Guy as it made us stop thinking about this shitty controller for a minute and got us thinking about apes instead.

Apes are fascinating aren’t they readers?

HotUKDeals Of The Day – Thursday 4th March

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

hukd logob1 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Thursday 4th MarchWe’ll sort you right out today – good and proper. Like Danny Dyer but in a nice way. There’s a big new telly, some delightful films to watch on it and a game to play that you’ll only have to wait eight weeks or so for.

You can thank us if you like, but it’s HotUKDeals that deserves all the kudos really.

624699 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Thursday 4th MarchHere’s a couple of shiny new TV sets that might attract the attention of your magpie eyes – and they’re both racking up some major heat over at HUKD. First up comes a ginormous 50” Panasonic plasma 1080p for only £699 (although there are mumblings of Quidco and discount vouchers as well.)

Cheaper still is the Sony KDL-37W5710 37” (1080p 100Hz) LCD telly which is only £499.99. Sadly, if your dealbreaking question is ‘does it have an ice dispenser?’ the answer is ‘no, it isn’t a frigging fridge.’

624771 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Thursday 4th MarchNow that you’ve chosen your new telly, you’ll need something to watch on it. How about some Disney films on pin-sharp-picture Blu-ray discs from only £9.99?

Plenty to choose from including titles like Monsters Inc, Ratatouille, Cars, Wall-E and The Nightmare Before Christmas. No Song Of The South because IT IS A RACIST! Oh, and if you don’t have a Blu-ray player, you should get one. You owe it to your new TV.

624736 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Thursday 4th MarchBut if films aren’t your thing and you’d prefer to play games on your magnificent new TV but are happy to wait until the end of April before you do it, and if you’d like a free exclusive T-shirt as well when the bloody thing finally bloody arrives, well here’s one that might tickle your danglers.

It’s a pre-order of Super Street Fighter IV on the PS3 and Xbox 360 and it’s only £21.86 with possible Quidco cashback on offer as well. So that’s you sorted then. No need to leave the house ever again.

(deals found by HUKD members scottm, cuthbert23, neilhukd and Spark)

Playstation parties like it’s 1999, falls over and forgets date

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Bitterwallet - PS3According to the media, yesterday marked the end of the world for Playstation 3 owners. An unknown error meant players couldn’t connect to the Playstation Network and, depending on what you read, wiped play data from thousands of consoles, causing many a thumb-twiddling mummy’s boy to break down to floods of tears (it didn’t really though, did it?).

To their credit, Sony didn’t shy away from the issue – by yesterday evening, they’d pretty much carpet-bombed blogs and major news outlets with official information, while instructing users to step away from their PS3s (the older versions at least, not the PS3 Slim) until the issue was rectified.

What was the issue? The Millennium Bug! Sort of. Well, not really:

“We are aware that the internal clock functionality in the PS3 units other than the slim model, recognized the year 2010 as a leap year. Having the internal clock date change from February 29th to March 1st (both GMT), we have verified that the symptoms are now resolved and that users are able to use their PS3 normally. If the time displayed on the XMB is still incorrect, users are able to adjust time settings manually or via the internet.”

It’s all fixed now – hooray! Out of interest, if you’re a PS3 owner, how much disruption did the bug cause you? Reading the papers you’d think the world had been consumed by locusts. Did Sony catch the problem in time for most of you?

PS3 hacker Hotz now possibly the most powerful man-child in the universe

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
300 iphone4george330 211x300 PS3 hacker Hotz now possibly the most powerful man child in the universe

Steady girls!

Is there such a thing as an award for the World’s Smuggest Hacker? If there is, the competition is now officially closed, as thrusting young hacking buck George Hotz is the runaway winner. Hotz by name, Hotz by etc etc etc…

But what has young Master Hotz said or done to deserve such an impressive yet acerbic title? Well, to be fair, his achievements are pretty weighty – after hacking into the iPhone as a teenager, he has now cracked the previously-uncrackable insides of the Playstation 3.

Understandably excited after his triumph (and possibly riding a lemonade-fuelled sugar rush), Master Hotz blurted out the following war cry to anyone who would listen…

“It’s supposed to be unhackable – but nothing is unhackable.”

“I can now do whatever I want with the system. It’s like I’ve got an awesome new power – I’m just not sure how to wield it.”

Some powerful words there – our favourites are ‘awesome’, ‘power’ and particularly ‘wield.’ There’s not enough wielding going on in the world today if you ask us.

Hotz then ramped up his cool levels another few notches by making it sound as though he wasn’t even bothered about hacking the PS3, and that he had almost done it by accident one morning before heading out on his paper round.

He said…

“To tell you the truth, I’ve never really played a PS3. I have one game, but I’ve never really played it.”

Wow. What an incredible human.

His ‘breakthrough’ could mean the imminent appearance of completely illegal hardware and software that will run pirated PS3 games, which would be bad news for Sony. If we were them, we’d be enlisting some hired goons to break the little fucker’s legs, but there you go – that’s probably why we’re not as big as Sony. At least not yet.

The electronic giants have so far responded with a terse: “We are investigating the report and will clarify the situation once we have more information.”

Actually, reading between the lines, it sounds to us as though the hired goons could be on their way to Hotz HQ right now! RUN YOU COCKY LITTLE BASTARD!

Currys plug the gap in their own price promise

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Avid Bitterwallet reader Liam wants to see one company awarded our Worst Company 2009 award, and one company only – Currys:

“I saw the brilliant offer for a Sony 37W5500 at Sainsbury’s on HUKD for £599. With a Currys around the corner and being a savvy shopper, I thought I would take advantage of their price promise to get the TV even cheaper.”

Liam popped into his local branch of Currys in Ashton-under-Lyme and waited 20 minutes while a sales assistant checked the price, only to be told that the Sainsbury’s price was too low to match. She referred up to her manager who referred up to head office, after which Liam was promised a phone call that was never made. When he complained, Currys dished out a helping of excuses soup to Liam. It was watery and thin like bathwater, and tasted of onions and filth:

“Having checked I can see that the model that Sainsbury’s are selling is slightly different to the one that Currys are. The model sold by Sainsbury’s is the Sony KDL37W5500U and the one Currys stock is the Sony KDL37W5500. As there is a difference the store can refuse to match the price of the item.”

Fair point, well made. After all, you can’t price match on different products. Because they are different products, aren’t they?
Bitterwallet - spot the difference at Curry's
If you’re thinking they look identical, that’s because they are. There is no difference whatsoever between the two. Well, to be agonisingly fair, there is one. According to the experts at HDTV Test:

“The specific model we tested was the Sony KDL37W5500U (which denotes the 3-pin-plug United Kingdom version), but the terms KDL37W5500, KDL-37W5500 and KDL37W5500U may be used interchangeably throughout this article to refer to the same LCD television.”

So in fact the products are identical, but one is seemingly shipped with UK plug attached at source. Both are widely available from retailers across the UK and retail at similar prices – a fitted plug gave Currys enough wriggle room to squirm out of their own price promise guarantee. A+ for ingenuity, Z- for customer service.

PS3 ads that’d scare the bones out a small child’s head

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

PS3 ads are well known for pushing the boundaries of taste and decency. Thankfully Sony didn’t ask the readers of Gizmodo to answer the marketing brief, otherwise their audience would have spent more time sicking up their own organs than blasting chins off alien marauders, or whatever you do on your kiddie games all day long:

Bitterwallet - Sony PS3 adverts

There more where that came from, plenty of it NSFW – you’ve been warned. Still, we can’t help but yearn for the days of our favourite PS2 commerical, Wolfman. There’s no attempt to scare the eyes out your face, just pure batshit craziness:

[Gizmodo]

Commercial Break: Off to Iceland for frozen gibberish

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Juan Cabral is the advertising ‘visionary’ who came up with the Sony ‘Balls’ ad and the Cadbury ‘Gorilla’ thing. Ladies and gentlemen, he is an artist. He eats ideas and shits genius. He is Argentine. He is to be feared and adored.

And he’s just made this – it’s an online-only Sony ad, shot in the Icelandic town of Seydisfjordur where Cabral filled the tiny hamlet with hundreds of speakers before blasting out tracks by the likes of Mum, Bob Dylan and the Guillemots. The poor bastards who had to live among it all look utterly petrified, as though a nuclear war is about to come over the hill and suck all their heads off.

It is a truckload of monstrous bollocks from start to finish and we defy you to stick with it throughout its near-three minute length. Not even a drumming gorilla could save it. We’re predicting that Cabral will make his debut feature film in the next couple of years and it will be incomprehensible rubbish. Well done everyone at Sony.

The Sony PS3 ad that leaves a Nazi taste in the mouth

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Ah, you have to take your hat off to lovely old Sony, who don’t seem to give a rusty fuck who they offend in their PS3 adverts.

Only last week, we covered the PS3 ad which suggested that some people in Nigeria try to scam the bewildered on the Internet. Of course it’s as true as the fact that Coldplay are wettest group on the planet but the Nigerians were outraged. Wrongly of course.

Now here’s this week’s piece of iffy PS3 promotion – and yet again we’re wafting the oxygen of free publicity all over it. The ads hail from Chile and include what we assume is a gamer giving a blood transfusion to a Nazi (below).

But, as there’s every chance that Chile is teeming with the direct descendants of escaped Nazi high-rankers, it could alternatively be seen as a heart-warming piece of family-orientated schmaltz. Couldn’t it?

No. No it couldn’t.

UPDATE: The whole chuffing nonsense happened without any approval from Sony whatsoever. The Chilean agency behind the ad has said:

“This creative design did not involve and was never approved by Sony Computer Entertainment or Sony. This “mock campaign” was developed by BBDO Chile staff and was submitted to various creative competitions/festivals without prior notification or approval from SCE/Sony, and it is not representative of the views or advertising policies of SCE/Sony. BBDO Chile apologizes for using this creative concept without authorization or prior approval, and for its misrepresentation of the PlayStation brand and its values.

Cristián Lehuedé B.
Presidente Ejecutivo
BBDO Chile

9 29 09sonynazi 1 The Sony PS3 ad that leaves a Nazi taste in the mouth

Commercial Break: PS3 ad breaks golden rules… that we just made up

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

What’s the golden rule of advertising everyone? Of course it’s ‘Don’t try and ape the opening scene from Trainspotting.’ The film is thirteen fucking years old everyone – do you think you’re speaking to a bunch of people who haven’t seen the thing?

The second golden rule of advertising is one we’ve just made up and are only applying to Sony and their new PS3 campaign. The rule is ‘Don’t get someone in to do the voiceover who sounds exactly like Iain Lee, the talentless comedy gonk who was partly responsible for the BBC1 Watchdog hatchet job on the PS3 only last week. It makes you look like cocks.’

Unless it IS Iain Lee, trying to disguise his voice in order to rake in a few more pence before it all goes well and truly tits up…

There you go Sony – we’ll be invoicing you shortly.

BBC’s Watchdog asked PS3 owners to ‘embellish’ stories

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

ps3 300x300 BBCs Watchdog asked PS3 owners to embellish storiesThe plot thickens in the row over BBC1’s Watchdog and their cack-handed coverage of the PS3 and its Yellow Light Of Death since we brought you an update yesterday.

One of the YLoD sufferers who appeared on the show has broken rank and given an anonymous interview with The Sixth Axis gaming website. In it, he is asked if Watchdog told him to embellish his story of how his PS3 YLoD’d, to which he replies: “Categorically yes.”

He also adds that Watchdog wouldn’t let him or anyone else speak to the engineers that the programme had recruited to independently fix the knackered PS3s, or to let them watch the actual repairs taking place.

The anonymous consumer went on to say: “They only aired the brief story of what had happened to one of the people on the show, when the three of us had different circumstances as to what happened in each instance.”

Perhaps instead of under-researching and over-sensationalising their stories, the Watchdog crew should train a camera on Anne Robinson while she’s getting one of her frighteningly expensive hair and make-up sessions. That way the licence payers can judge if they’re really getting value for money or not.