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HotUKDeals Of The Day – Friday 16th September

September 16th, 2011 No Comments By Andy Dawson

new hukd logo HotUKDeals Of The Day   Friday 16th SeptemberYes! It’s True Or False Friday! The latest in a long line of things that happen on Fridays for no particular reason. Let’s all have a Crunchie to celebrate! Anyhoo, let’s get on with the unique combo of bargains and brainteasers.

As per usual, the bargains all come from HotUKDeals and the brainteasers hail from a big book of lies that we keep under the wonky table leg. Note: last week’s answers were all FALSE.

1017001 1 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Friday 16th SeptemberTHE DEAL: A big book all about the first 20 series of The Simpsons, for just £14.99.

TRUE OR FALSE? This book reveals all about the mysterious missing episodes from series 6, where Homer developed Tourettes Syndrome and went to work as a gimp in Mo’s cellar.

1017213 1 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Friday 16th SeptemberTHE DEAL: LA Noire for only £19.99 on the PS3 and Xbox 360.

TRUE OR FALSE? ‘La Noire’ is French for ‘the unbearable nudes’.

1017048 1 HotUKDeals Of The Day   Friday 16th SeptemberTHE DEAL: A large sofa for only £137.00, in black and charcoal.

TRUE OR FALSE? Every one of these comes with £136.90 in cash stuffed into its undercarriage. So essentially, you’re getting it for 10p.

(deals found by HUKD members Chuckles1001, skinbo and boozie)

There’s probably only one shopping mall we’d ever like to visit – sadly for us, it isn’t even real (feel free to join us in some sustained sobbing at this point).

Of course, you’ve probably already guessed that we’re aimlessly waffling on about the Springfield Mall, where the Simpsons and their yellow-fleshed chums do all their shopping.

Now that hopeless dream is one step closer to being realised (well, as close as it’ll ever be) as Jeff Wysaski of the Pleated Jeans blog has taken the trouble to map out the mall. Way to go Jeff, you scary obsessive bastard!

Wallow in it yourselves and imagine browsing around The Boob Toobery or The Brushes Are Coming, The Brushes Are Coming. One day, some kindly billionaire will build all of this for us, while not giving a toss about turning a profit. Bill Gates, stop fucking about in the third world and make this happen please.

the simpsons mall directory 31492 1299545104 4 Now we can all wander around the Springfield Mall   in our heads

A film trailer is a kind of advert right? Even if it’s one for a porn film? Good, we’re okay with today’s offering then.

There’s no easy way of breaking this to you, no soft sell, so let’s just throw it out there. It’s a live-action porno remake of The Simpsons. Yes, there’s been scores of mucky parodies of famous films and TV shows and we’re amazed that it’s taken this long for this to happen, but there it is.

While we like the look of Marge and are impressed by the high production values (always important), the presence of Ned Flanders is never going to be a turn-on for anyone is it? Tread carefully dear readers, once you’ve watched this (fairly SFW BTW) you’ll never be able to un-see it…