Right, let’s watch a good old-fashioned retail meltdown. Normally, these things happen in fast food joints over trivial stuff like having to wait for a chicken burger, but this one is much bigger – it’s one man going to war with an entire mall. In Canada, where we thought they were all pretty laid-back in general.

You’ve also got to love the two kids who lend the weight of their support to his cause at around about the one minute mark.

WARNING: Footage contains ‘the language of the foundry’

[Boing Boing]

We love similar-sounding rip-off brand names here at Bitterwallet. We’ve got the full range of Disley cartoon movies on CD-R, we regularly dress from head to foot in labels like Tony Hilfinger, Girgios Armada and Rolph Lauda. Hell, from time to time we even check in on the website of our same-sounding enemies at www.batterwillet.com.

So with that in mind, it looks as though this year’s Bitterwallet Summer Expedition (like its Blue Peter namesake only with more farting) will be taking us to Nanjing in China, home of the counterfeit shopping mall.

Our jaws will be scraping along the floor as we visit such nearly-legendary names as McDnoald’s, Bucksstar Coffee, and Pizza Huh. Naik, Farrari, Nokla, Adidos and A&G will be some of the almost-famous brand names on our shopping list. Want a Polystation console? No problem – drop us a line along with a blank cheque and we’ll bring you one back.

Hopefully the trend will spread the world and we’ll be flying back into Hedgerow Airport before getting a Natural Excess train back to BWHQ. Fingers crossed!